Distinct species of human being found in Bar
Such people are found in abundance. They are good people and blessed with
Frustu/ Glutton - Anil
- Friendly and distracted: These people always look at the other tables, order of other people. When you see them, they respond you with a smile. They will even offer you a cigarette. Such people generally find someone like them and begun to discuss things that mattered to none. They go on taking the phone no. of each other and promised to drink sometime together but next morning, they laugh on their stupidity and none of the party contacts the other one.
Experienced/Philosopher - Chandan
- Philosophers:They generally talks about the benefit of drinking. They kept on talking and talking and drinking and drinking. They quote second hand quotations and some third class haikus. They enjoy the alcohol to the fullest and pretend that they are they the most happiest persons on the earth.
Most of the time, such people drink much more than they can digest and
ended up indigestion. They are the one who always say things like “yaar,
bike mein chalaunga.” They repeat their achievements every time they
drank. They are quite redundant in their approach. They always try to make
sure that no one drink more than them on the table.
- Experienced: They drink passionately and patiently enjoying every sip. They make sure about the 3 ‘D’ formula so that the bad effect of alcohol is minimized on their liver. 3 D refers to Delay, Dilute, Diet. This formula is self explanatory. They frequency is quite often but they never drink like a fish.
- Glutted one: They generally prefers the food more as compared to drink. With such people, you have to order a lot of snacks as they didn’t leave any dish to last longer and in tune with alcohol by their art of over eating. They are sometimes like pain in the ass for those who experienced and professional drinkers.
Submissive - Sanjeev
rounder: They play all the above roles and many other
left unleashed depending on the company, mood and lot of other factors.